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Most Expensive Cars
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Most Expensive Cars in the World
This isn't actually the top ten list of the most expensive cars. That would basically be a bunch of Ferraris, Bentleys, Rolls-Royces and only a few other makes. So instead here are the highest-dollar cars of each of ten carmakers (no manufacturer got two slots).
2003 Ferrari Enzo Coupe - $643,330
Saleen S7 - $395,000
Rolls-Royce Corniche Convertible - $363,990
Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner - $376,485
Lamborghini Murciélago - $273,000
Aston Martin Vanquish - $228,000
Porsche GT2 - $180,665
BMW Z8 - $130,645
Mercedes-Benz CL 600 - $119,595
Jaguar XKR 100 Coupe and Convertible - $99,330
Top 10 Fastest Cars in the World
VCars brings up a list of the top 10 fastest production cars in the world, ranked by top speed. I’ll go over the list briefly, but be sure to visit VCars’ list for more info and pictures. All the cars you would expect are on the list, ranked from fastest to slowest (though calling any of these cars slow is blasphemy.) We start the list with the king of fast.
Update: I’d like to clarify that this list only includes production cars. I’ve had a lot of comments mentioning the Lingenfelter Corvette, etc being faster, but that ultra-fast Vette is not in production. I’d also like to clear up that this list was created on March 30th, 2007. The SSC Ultimate Aero has since broken the record as the fastest production car in the world, and I plan to address this in my next list. Be sure to subscribe to the AutomoBlog RSS Feed to stay up-to-date.
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Bugatti Veyron
Top Speed: 252.2 mph
1001 Horsepower
No surprises here, the fastest and most powerful production car ever makes the top of the list. I wonder when Koenigsegg will decide to take the #1 position and beef up the CCX.
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Koenigsegg CCX
Top Speed: 250 mph
900 Horsepower
As I said above, I expect Koenigsegg to take the number one spot eventually; those crazy Swedes aren’t fooling around.
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Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo
Top Speed: 248 mph
750 Horsepower
VCars didn’t specify that it’s an S7 Twin-Turbo, but that’s what they’re talking about. This is one bad-ass car.
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McLaren F1
Top Speed: 240.14
620 Horsepower
Can you believe this? The McLaren F1 was made in 1994, 13 years ago, and it’s still one of the fastest cars in the world. This happens to be the first car on this list I would purchase if I had the cash. Then I’d buy the Koenigsegg.
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Ferrari Enzo
Top Speed: 217 mph
657 Horsepower
Ferrari’s newest Mega-Car seems to have people crashing it left and right, but the drivers always walk away fine (physically.) With only 399 of these ever made, the value of the car goes up with each crash.
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Jaguar XJ220
Top Speed: 217 mph
549 Horsepower
Even older than the McLaren F1, the Jaguar XJ220 has been on this list since 1992. Be sure to check out the Pininfarina version as well.
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Pagani Zonda F
Top Speed: 215 mph
602 Horsepower
Yes, I know this is a picture of the Roadster, not the Zonda F. With Pagani’s new Zonda R on the way, the Zonda might be creeping up on this list faster than Bugatti can say “We need bigger turbos.”
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Lamborghini Murcielago
Top Speed: 213
633 Horsepower
I think VCars got a little bit confused here. The title suggests they mean the standard Murcielago, but the top speed and pictures tell us they’re talking about the LP640. Let’s clear this up a bit…the horsepower on the LP640 is 640 (hence the name,) and the hp rating on the standard Murcielago is 580.
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Porsche Carrera GT
Top Speed: 209 mph
605 Horsepower
Porsche’s fastest, most attractive (and most expensive) car to date comes in at #9.
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McLaren Mercedes SLR
Top Speed: 207 mph
626 Horsepower
THE GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP
If your bad habit screams, "Me First," . . . Break it. If your spirit cries with thirst, . . . Slake it. If for company you yearn And someone else's trust you earn, When friendship's offered in return, . . . Take it!
Just place your hand in his or hers; . . . Grip it. If imagined slight occurs, . . . Skip it. See what's needed, then give more. And if a weed springs up,before It chokes the path to your friend's door, . . . Snip it!
If gratitude or praise is due, . . . Heap it. If a secret's shared with you, . . . Keep it. When a seed has taken root, Beside your friend stand resolute, And when the full-grown tree bears fruit.
          
"ADJUSTING TO MARRIED LIFE"
This couple has only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies. He says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going coochy coo...?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer, my love?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar... you know... the frozen glass..."
He doesn't get to finish the sentence, when thewife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she is getting the chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: buffalo wings, nachos mushroom caps, chicken strips, etc.
"But sweet honey... at the bar... you know... the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?... DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING DAMN SNACKS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"
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ESCUCHA LA MELODIA DE TU CORAZON
Cuando en tu corazón se abra, llena de vida, la flor perfumada del amor, recuerda que alguien la plantó un día dentro de ti.
Cuando tu corazón se ilumine con el suave colorido de la puesta del sol, recuerda que alguien amaneció contigo.
Cuando el fuego de la pasión queme tu corazón, consumiendo todas tus fibras en la inmolación del placer, recuerda que alguien encendió esa llama.
Cuando tu corazón esté bordado de sueños dorados, tejidos con hilos de luz de luna, recuerda que alguien coloreó tu mundo interior.
Cuando la noche te encuentre con el corazón partido y angustiado por las amarguras recogidas en el día, recuerda que hay alguien esperándote con el pañuelo en la mano.
Cuando el insomnio te haga dar vueltas desesperadamente en la cama, recuerda que alguien puede sembrar sueños de paz en tu mente.
Cuando la soledad te oprima y tu grito no encuentre eco, recuerda que allá, del otro lado, alguien ama tu compañía y entiende tu clamor.
Cuando tus secretos no quepan más dentro de ti, amenazando romper los diques de tu alma, recuerda que existe alguien dispuesto a recogerlos y guardarlos con el cariño y la dignidad que tú esperas.
Cuando en tu corazón habite el azul del cielo, la calidez del sol, el gorjeo de los pájaros, el perfume de las flores, la nostalgia del atardecer, el encanto de las mañanas, la serenidad de los lagos y la sonrisa de la ventura, recuerda que alguien ha tocado tu corazón con la varita milagrosa del amor.
¡TU, que amas y vives en el contradictorio mundo del arco iris y de la oscuridad, de la calma y de la agitación, de la paz y de la inestabilidad, sabe que existe alguien más que habita en tu planeta!
En las horas felices, comparte con ella tus sonrisas, en las horas de soledad, ve, levántate y búscala dondequiera que esté.
¡NO mires el reloj! ¿Qué importan las horas? La vida es tan corta, no hay tiempo que perder!
Tú que amas, si tienes el coraje y la sencillez de hacerlo así, abre tus labios y canta el milagro del amor, porque sólo el "amor" aproxima a las personas y hacen que hablen el mismo lenguaje.
!!! Comparte al mundo la felicidad que tengas , mostrando tu verdadera melodia !!!................
August 27
CAUSAS DE LA IMPOTENCIA MASCULINA
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ESTE ES EL VERDADERO KUN FU FITHTING JAJAJA
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